howtomakefriends: every movie has its faults. except for Holes.
hunterfuck replied to your post: but im not doing the oronooko one hehe twins in victory remind me why we arent living together???? do you want to just take stevens room he’s in arizona right now you can just take it
hunterfuck asked: but im not doing the oronooko one hehe
You wouldn’t 3D print a pizza.
spaceship-sarah: There’s an owl outside. It sounds like this: hoo hoo hoo hoo ho-hoo! What kind of owl is it? Can you shazam this?
Dancing in the Dank
I’m smoking as I make jello shots and listen to Virginia’s Spotify Party Jamz playlist to break in my apartment I literally WORK at PARTYING
cashcrab: I want to 3D print a fiddler crab clutchin a newport
A Knecessary Knievel
daeg-faerch: lickycat: why do people hate pigeons? they are lovely, fine birds. seagulls i get. pigeons… no. sweeties. i keep saying pigeons are very beautiful!
Note to self find out when Nick goes back to Winston and then post “Nick Boyd is Back in Town” with the song “The Boys are Back in Town” shared from Spotify
nicholasboyd: chief keef, 17 year old father, just instagramed a picture of a baby bottle filled with lean
classyarmpits: will someone please tell me the difference between 101 Dalmatians and Zoey 101? There is no difference!
No but forreal this box of mallowmars was almost 8 dollars like I was not expecting that
Being an adult means being able to smoke weed in your living room whenever you want
oiabm: that’s my new name I am orb
oiabm: holy shit the horse that won the Kentucky derby today was named ORB
Blowing weed smoke on a pic of Lights Camera Jackson at the drop of the Taylor Swift dubstep song in my new apartment
ratjar: so there I was, down to my final wish, but the genie wanted me to text it to him on a razr and I guess T9 was on and I wasn’t paying attention to it changing my words and that’s more or less the story of how I became king of every thong
how long would it take for listening to just...
reallyreallyreallytrying: our lord who art in heaven.. How Low be thy name? [choir boys bring out limbo pole] [church band start playing steel drum hymns] [reverend siphons coconut rum into communion wine bottle]
howtomakefriends: legally blonde/my cousin vinny double feature
everets: My entire aesthetic is Cinnabar Island Pokemon Mansion