fuckthepainaway666: mitch and i are fighting as a straightedge avenged sevenfold fan vs. a drug-using skrillex fan on facebook right now. i forfeited by just sending a “straight edge slideshow” in german
Failures: Hula hoop girls Successes: Nearly trampling a hula hoop girl
howtomakefriends: I will watch as many Halloween-themed episodes of good TV shows as possible. Watching the Halloween king of the hill again suxxxess
Occupy Angela Lans666ury
Fat Mac, I can relate bro
conceptualdroog: I had to make this gif, had to.
Weirdly attracted to fat Mac
It’s never sunny in my life ;(
but i'm not kidding i am watching whitney with the...
So excited for my weekend in Asheville...
VANS WARPED TOUR HERE I COME
Seven Days of Superheroes
Day 2: A superheroine whose power is causing “Buy One, Get One Half-Off” sales at Office Max, which is often helpful for diverting the attention of interns (sale applicable only on items of lesser or equal value). Her secret identity is a slutty sculptress who has no need for office supplies, so you would never suspect it. Her weakness is her archnemesis: the MS Office Paperclip.
TV Pitch: Modem Family
It’s about a family of modems.
OCCUPY THE DENIM JUMPSUIT
did u NO that most percent of people who are not HOWTOMAKEFRIENDS.TYRRANY.COM DO DO NOT HAVE ANY sort of a “DENIM JUMPSUIT” this is UNFAIR, WRONG, AND JUST PLAIN TYRANY… HERE ARE OUR DEMANDS: 1. WE ARE THE VERY HIGH PERCENT… B. ALSO, WE WANT DENIM JUMPSUITS 3. WE THINK THAT DENIM JUMPSUITS ARE VERY COOL.. 4. AND DO YOU NOT.? STAND WITH US, AGAINST OPRESSIVE POLICE,...
chicken soup for the mayan pigeon soul
how to know if your pigeon girlfriend is secretly...
i'm still unsure
maybe it's the special pigeon olympics
i just won the pigeon special olympics
howtomakefriends asked: please don't stop what you're doing
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