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This is my New Year's Retribution
My New Year's Revolution is The French
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brandnewswastikas: My New Year’s resolution is The Declaration of Independence.
Shia LaBeowulf– RIFF (via sluglyslut)
ransom is too sp00ky 4 this lil sluggy baby!!– anna, on kidnapping
When You See It, You’ll Shit Bricks
I have been struck by GENIUS...
I will write a rap song for the ages…entitled “Sunny D and Andre” about making ghettoa$$ mimosas. And Kylena will sing the hook…Yes! Yes! Fame and fortune are mine for the taking!!!
What if Air Bud had an intense rivalry with Earth...
in case my past few posts haven't already made it...
have any of you guys wondered if kathy bates has...
Learning a girl's social security number to...
Anonymous asked: a banana, or a Sun God
Dubstep is just dial up internet noises giving...
Me: Hello, I would like to sign up to be a Jesuit please
The Pope: Che cazzo, che si lascia in Gesù Cristo cazzo ottenere il cazzo di mio bagno privato sono il Papa fottuto stronzo!
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cashcrab: Top 10 Most Controversial Shrek Jokes WARNING: These jokes may be a little controversial. Tell them at your own risk. 10. Q: Where was Shrek born? A: Gitmo (Guantanamo Bay) 9. Q: What did Shrek say to Osama bin Laden? A: Your brother Obongo is ruining the country. 8. Q:…
howtomakefriends: superimposing anything over anything else is hilarious. if not just for the word “superimpose”
Should I stay home all day and make a fanvid from...
brandnewswastikas: A cautionary rap about the dangers of sexting while driving
brandnewswastikas: Live Laugh Love Cool J
avery00000: my new years resolution is to shoot purple light out of my eyes
brandnewswastikas: Take This Quiz To Find Out Which 311 Album You Are
brandnewswastikas: Take This Quiz To Find Out If Amber Really Is The Color Of Your Energy
daeg-faerch: “I’m Paris Hilton” by Lil B in my iTunes has www.pigeonsandplanes.com as the album.
cashcrab: A talking clam with a snarky New York accent Googly eyes
daeg-faerch: what would you do if someone replaced your itunes with chipmunk’d versions of all different songs
daeg-faerch: what would you do if someone replaced your itunes with chipmunk’d versions of all the same songs