January 2012
howtomakefriends:
please do not equate scoob with scooby doo.
Cirque du So-Laid
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what the buisness is
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the-ketamine-chicken replied to your post: Weird chest hair is the best hair
my chest hair used to be shaved in the formation of a cross
Weird chest hair is the best hair
brandnewswastikas:
A little known fact about me is that Christopher Columbus, one of Italy’s most famous pastaphiles, was born in October, National Pasta Month.
I am DEFINITELY Pro-Scoob. R U?
It’s hard to overestimate the disappointment Paul Oakenfold felt when he walked up to the front of the lunch line only to hear the three most horrible words to kids in cafeterias all across the nation in Lunch Lady Rhonda’s raspy smoker voice: “Starry Eyed Surprise?”
“last night i said these words to michael”
– the beatles
@Tyler_Perry_ebooks
yoga4dogs:
cashcrab:
back when we were LITTLE… back when we did not have JOB and SCHOOL… when the worst of our porblem was if we lost in MARIO CART…
yoga4dogs:
Help! I accidentally read the Necronomicon as a bedtime story to my little brother instead of the Cat In the Hat Comes Back and now he’s inside out?
Additional information: My parents are supposed to be home in 20 minutes!
yoga4dogs:
Help! My dog swallowed a strange crystal and now he won’t stop telling me what happens in the future!
Additional information: my dog couldn’t talk AT ALL before.
Chad Muskadine Wine
H.M.S. Semaphore
Ron Paul's Drag Race
daeg-faerch:
good news everyone “mormonstep” is a genre choice on soundcloud
What's Opera, Arnold Palmer?
brandnewswastikas:
The Indian in the Cupboard was based on a true story and that true story was the Indian Removal Act of 1830.
The Barber of Farmville
Least Inventive Pokemon Names
cockblog:
Seel
Mr. Mime
Bob Dole
Nickelodeon Gak ™
Werner Herzog Appreciation Blog: “He only likes... →
brandnewswastikas:
“He only likes you because you’re great”
- A jealous girl talking to a pretty girl about why a handsome boy likes the pretty girl instead of her. The jealous girl meant to say, “He only likes you because you’re pretty,” but she accidentally used the word “great” instead of “pretty” and she is…
Scientists prove that all humans blink-182 times...
ratjar:
pepsi more like hep-c, I hate that stuff
passing fancies & other collectibles: I FOUND ICE... →
murkavenue:
CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6…
will someone explain to me why i have 16 facebook...
i only even have 20 facebook friends total. that is almost 60% of all my facebook friends.
favoritepanties:
The Amityville Boner
ratjar:
I made a new game where I throw keys at stacks of quarters.
great fun
playing this now
howtomakefriends:
Scientists at Harvard have found there are four types of orgasms. There’s the positive - “Oh yes, oh yes!” - the negative - “Oh no, oh no!” - the religious - “Oh God, oh God!” - and the fake - “Oh radiohead, oh radiohead!”
Get Hart
Starring Steve Carrell with Melissa Joan Hart’s hair and voice
Melissa Joan Hart of Darkness
Maybe if I ran a bussiness If I had a slogan and...
