It’s the Harvard of Massachusetts.
cashcrab: I got this “You are now running on reserve battery power” pop-up window where my heart used to be
“Lily?” he called out, feeling his way through the maze he now called home and pawing for a light switch. There was no response. He started to quicken, fumbling around in the dark in his frenzy to find his daughter. The stale smell of the house was starting to be overpowered by a sharp sweetness, a warm baking smell with a definite sharp note lurking underneath, almost metallic. As he...
hobophobia: John Wilkes Booty
I love how accurately 5-hour energy drink...
When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
Of all the songs I like Trey and Brenda the most.
Who’s tryna get Emma Stoned this weekend?
I’m fluent in Chuck Norris jokes and attend both Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and I Hate School. Interested?
How do I make myself less approachable?
The three kingdoms of life are animal, vegetable, and mineral.
Glee if you replaced all the characters with singing Klansmen
A dank nug with a single googly eye
3OH!3rd Eye Blind
3OH!3 Doors Down
howtomakefriends: attn pepinos: let’s all get matching tshirts with pics of stewie griffin on them and they all say “free weezy” in jokerman.
yoga4dogs: If you can kickflip fast enough, the centripetal force will cause your skateboard to explode into a Million Little Pieces by James Frey and where the toothpicks in club sandwiches come from.
yoga4dogs: If the Jeopardy theme song was a person, I bet he’d say things like, “It sure is cold in here,” and, “What was that? Sorry, I was on the phone,” or, “Hi, Carol. How are you?”
cashcrab: A pair of sweatpants that says “I Wouldn’t Go As Far As Saying I Love Pink, I Mean It’s An Okay Color, I’ll Sit With It, But There Are Better Colors Out There” across the butt
It’s 4/20 somewhere.
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