brandnewswastikas: Dear Students, On September 11th, 2012 we will be holding a job fair inside of the Walter McCaffrey Gymnasium from 8:00AM until 1:00PM. This year 9/11 will be an inside job (fair)
Helen “Old Yeller” Keller
Ross “Old Yeller” Gellar
classyarmpits: I got 99 problems but a Mitch ain’t one.
sh4ne: it’s so weird to think that nicki minaj is older than Celine dion
daeg-faerch: You walk into your senior prom. You’ve been waiting all year for this. As you and your date approach the dance floor, you hear the first song of the most important night of your life: Dirrty by Christina Aguilera ft. Redman. You run up to the dance floor and dance your heart out. The song ends, and you anxiously await the next. Surprisingly, you hear the same tune as before. But...
Don’t text while diving because your phone might stop working if it gets wet.
brandnewswastikas: He was sent to prison for taping a sign to the back of another student that read “Kick Me.” He then hypnotized a group of girls and commanded them to do whatever they read. He lead the girls to the unsuspecting boy with the sign on his back and they proceeded to kick him to death which happened to be very easy because he had a rare medical condition that made his entire body...
The Importance of Being Furnaced
ratjar: I coughed one real bad cough and then i was like woo didn’t cough up goo! then I looked at my laptop screen and yep that’s a whole lot of goo ugh this happens to me every day except i have a desktop but the feeling is the same
Send Me On My Whey
brandnewswastikas: You wouldn’t download your missing brother.
Eloise “Apartheid” Joubert
Take My "What's Your Element" Quiz!
I got “Volcom” for my result!
I love Jimmy Fallon because he’s good, clean fun.– Avery’s mom
daeg-faerch: i think butts are so great because they are hilarious and sexy at the same time i have been keeping this inside but i want the world to know. we all know butts are great and i’m just pretty sure that is why.
brandnewswastikas: Boys rule, girls droop
cashcrab: The voices in my head are telling me I’m the drummer from Matchbox 20
chili-my-bowl: is french for HORSE DIVORCE