May 2012
Ugh and since I joined that group about hot persian celebrities it just keeps suggesting horny Iranians I hate this.
Ugh since I added Guy Thethirdantichrist Fieri on Facebook it just keeps suggesting friends for me with homestuck profile pictures named things like “Condescension Tridentinthegarbagedisposal Peixes” and “Vriska PikaPika Serket (Dolanplsreadbio)”
ratjar:
whoa I’ve been peeling scabs and listening to call me maybe on repeat for like an hour
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I always try to go to tumblr.com and end up on tubman.harriet instead…:(
brandnewswastikas:
You’re so sweat.
Hey Clint
cashcrab:
This shitty bird is squawking and pooping all over my house and my party starts in 15 minutes. Why the hell did my friends tell me to buy a Grey Goose
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how to kiss
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
classyarmpits:
I’m gleekin out.
omg chloe why would you write this this is so embarrassing :0
daeg-faerch:
I present to you a mashup of two...
“i’m really going back to my roots with this one”
– DJ Knighta$$, on playing two youtube parodies of “Call Me Maybe” at the same time
ratjar:
curran, cyrus, chester and clint are all the same person
Doctor Whorce
howtomakefriends:
She watched the only man she had ever truly loved drive away. All at once, it began to rain in heavy drops that beat down upon her. She could only think of doing one thing under these circumstances. She began to krump in distress.
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Possible Explanations for that Guy's Profile...
1. he is part of a five person gay couple with four much better looking people
2. he has a lot of hot metro relatives and a very close family
3. he has a couple hot gay relatives who brought their boyfriends to this family pic
4. maybe this is a picture for some sort of a weird club or something that could go in a yearbook?
5. he is part of a three person gay couple that is friends with a two...
No but back on that guy with the sweater who told very long stories.
Okay so those are four pretty attractive seemingly very gay men all sort of holding hands like a weird four person gay couple or more reasonably just two couples but then there’s the wild card: they are just caressing Aidan while he sits in that pose. What could POSSIBLY explain that? I just don’t understand what is...
howtomakefriends:
i wonder if mr brightside and ms new booty ever got married
howtomakefriends:
innocent-plagiarism replied to your post: I was complaining to my mom about how sore I was…
I googled “Krumping”, but it didn’t help. Do you use it as a non-violent alternative to street violence, too?
how did googling it not help? obviously this is what I was doing. luckily I can krump, otherwise mitch and I would be getting into fights non-stop.
WOW (de)
Debbie Chronicles #1
harriettubmanofficial:
Debbie and her girlfriends are at the usual nurse lunch break spot- Chilli’s. Debbie orders boneless buffalo wings, Texas cheese fries, and a Diet Coke. When the waiter brings her a regular Coke instead, Debbie acts offended and disgusted, but she’s secretly happy about it.
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please exscoob this post
mackinawpeaches:
please bestow a corgi upon me for my birthday (please)
this is NOT a dirll…
You maddoggin’ me ratjar?
strepsis:
Look, I don’t care if you’re a Republican or a Democrat, this new 1080 Snowboarding Act just isn’t going to work.
